Coughing Sperm

a crusty old cunt. @chrustak or @LusciousLegs420

kndall:

when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sadimage

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dat-soldier:

puniper:

why must we play gods

ayyy bro so ‘bout that cake

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goon2goblin420:

modelingschool:

heemkage:

drizzydrehk:

i. cant. fucking. breathe.

Nah bruh, you gotta let her fall to earth on that one.

Drop ha nasty ass!!!

GOD!

uxeyali:

Mesmerizing penmanship

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nikktheconqueerer:

YOU GUYS CANT EVEN FUCKING WAIT 5 DAYS TO MAKE THIS JOKE JESUS

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run-lonely-tardis-man:

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

image

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY IM DYING

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goon2goblin420:

crunchwrapmistress:

thickhoe:

swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

my pwussy just shriveled up

"like a bird cage"

you can’t escape chris chan smh

goon2goblin420:

crunchwrapmistress:

thickhoe:

swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

my pwussy just shriveled up

"like a bird cage"

you can’t escape chris chan smh